I'm trying to post now. I should get lots and lots of followers so my blog looks important. :) I'm working on writing the daily caloric expenditure of a zombie apocalypse. It's going to be so epic. Here is a story for you. I'll start it off with a statement. People who drive Honda Odyssey are crazy.
Let me explain why now that you're all going, "MY MOM DRIVES ONE, SHE"S NOT CRAZY!" yes, she is. Caleb Welch and I drove to Seattle to pick up my older brother from the airport and on our way there, an Odyssey missed a barrier by a good foot and a half. It swerved from an off ramp to the main highway split seconds from destruction. It was illegitimate. The next one was an Odyssey with a lead foot who tried traffic surfing...I'm sorry Mr. Odyssey you can't traffic surf, you're in a van and you're not allowed.
So we decided the fact, Honda Odyssey drivers are crazy.
There you go, run; share; thrive.
Anthony
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ReplyDeleteMy friend's mom drove one. I was blind to all the things you speak of, because I was obsessed with the motorized doors!
ReplyDeleteYou know, that would blind me too. As a driver who fears moms in Odysseys i've becoming immune to the gaze of the door. Its like the sirens call of the concrete sea.
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