Ever since I was a little kid spending the night at Micah's house, i've been a prankster when it comes to other people taking showers. It started with Micah and dumping frigid Ice water on him while he was showering, pushing the shower curtain around him and stuff of that nature. Well...Chris Mason is in the shower right now, and he has be pranked...twice.
First...I snuck into the bathroom and listened to him talk to himself. I yelled and made him squeal.
Second! I had to pee, so I went back in and peed. He didn't know I was in there so I reached in and turned the water to cold...epic funny.
So, I've let the shower legacy live on.
There you go, run; share; thrive.
Anthony
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Once a week
I'm trying to post now. I should get lots and lots of followers so my blog looks important. :) I'm working on writing the daily caloric expenditure of a zombie apocalypse. It's going to be so epic. Here is a story for you. I'll start it off with a statement. People who drive Honda Odyssey are crazy.
Let me explain why now that you're all going, "MY MOM DRIVES ONE, SHE"S NOT CRAZY!" yes, she is. Caleb Welch and I drove to Seattle to pick up my older brother from the airport and on our way there, an Odyssey missed a barrier by a good foot and a half. It swerved from an off ramp to the main highway split seconds from destruction. It was illegitimate. The next one was an Odyssey with a lead foot who tried traffic surfing...I'm sorry Mr. Odyssey you can't traffic surf, you're in a van and you're not allowed.
So we decided the fact, Honda Odyssey drivers are crazy.
There you go, run; share; thrive.
Anthony
Let me explain why now that you're all going, "MY MOM DRIVES ONE, SHE"S NOT CRAZY!" yes, she is. Caleb Welch and I drove to Seattle to pick up my older brother from the airport and on our way there, an Odyssey missed a barrier by a good foot and a half. It swerved from an off ramp to the main highway split seconds from destruction. It was illegitimate. The next one was an Odyssey with a lead foot who tried traffic surfing...I'm sorry Mr. Odyssey you can't traffic surf, you're in a van and you're not allowed.
So we decided the fact, Honda Odyssey drivers are crazy.
There you go, run; share; thrive.
Anthony
Sunday, February 21, 2010
Listen, and Listen Well
Ladies, this one is for you, so listen and listen well.
Many gentlemen have stated, "I'm the luckiest man in the world, THAT girl likes ME!!" I have found myself saying this phrase before, and at that time I did think I was pretty lucky. Here's the point, its always the guys who are spell struck by the women that like them, when It comes time for me to get married, my wife will utter seven sweet words, "I'm the luckiest woman in the world."
Anthony
Many gentlemen have stated, "I'm the luckiest man in the world, THAT girl likes ME!!" I have found myself saying this phrase before, and at that time I did think I was pretty lucky. Here's the point, its always the guys who are spell struck by the women that like them, when It comes time for me to get married, my wife will utter seven sweet words, "I'm the luckiest woman in the world."
Anthony
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