Oh I love this topic. I hear people talk all the time about the year. For instants, I'm sure many of you have heard, or have made a statement like this. "ITS ALREADY JULY?! It still feels like this year just started." ...I don't know where I was going with that statement, I just find it comical how we don't really accept that its the current year until its about to be over. Right now, you're finally accepting the fact that it is 2010. In a few days it'll be 2011, and your mind will be blown again.
Are you planning on making any New Year resolutions? Perhaps something like this?
No soda
Be a healthier person
No fast food
Workout
Get good grades
Yeah, most people strive for those every year and fail. I have; guilty. One thing I've noticed is that people go cold turkey with the fast food and soda. I don't think thats exactly the way to go, being that Americans in general are weak willed people who like life on a silver spoon. I believe people should set modest goals, limiting goals. For fast food, why not limit your intake to once a week? Every two weeks? A month? Or work it down to that. Same goes for soda, and other bad things. Get someone who will do what you're doing.
I took a hiatus from Facebook for 3 months, and when I came back I realized a whole bunch of things. Love and Marriage is in the air. I'd like to congratulate those who have/are getting married:
Josh Adams and Makenzie Kamp
Congratulations you two! You've a wonderful marriage coming, make the most of it and stay in love!
Shannel Girton and James Henry Clift
Good job getting married! Have a happy Life together!
Sean Welch and Jessica Andrukat
You guys are so cute together. Stay awesome!
Kristen Ross and Gregory Case.
ABOUT TIME! :P Have a wonderful relationship guys!
Anyone i'm missing? I'm not sure!
Have a wonderful year everyone!
Anthony
Thursday, December 30, 2010
Friday, August 6, 2010
Guys...
...really?
I take it most of you think i'm irrevocably stupid when i'm on my bike. Thanks for the votes of confidence, makes me feel amazing.
Yes; I was doing 133 exactly when they clocked me. A sheriff and two staters came to the scene. After I stopped they told me to get off the bike at gunpoint. They told me to take off my helmet; once I did they cuffed me and put me in the back of the squad car. Ran my license (which is revoke for 3 years) check the bill of sale that covers as my registration for now. While I was sitting in the car; in cuffs; a tow truck came and towed my bike off to who knows where, they weren't to gentle about it either. Fast forward to the jail in coupeville, it was a 2500$ bail, if not 2 days in the slammer. Spent a day, made bail. Here I am. I'm so dumb and stupid all I can do is think about speeding. Who would ever let a 19 year old buy a motorcycle with a power to weight ratio so out of control? thats just suicide. Good thing i'm a dumb driver and speed everywhere. I don't think i've ever not hit 100mph wherever I go.
gosh...
Here's the truth; I didn't do 125mph in a 60mph zone and get caught. Thats dumb. Sure i've sped (OH NO!) but not that ridiculous. What happened was, a car was turning left and I had a bajillion feet of space on the right, so I passed him. On the right. I crossed over the fog line, but I still had feet of clearance on either side. But alas, its still passing on the right in a no passing zone. Stater flashed his lights; pulled me over, and viola. Ticket. Nothing horrendous, just a little lack of judgement. But according to everyone; what a terrible driver, tony.
Now on to something else, another part of my rant...
"You're headlight is out!"
No. No. Its my high beam. Its not out, just not On.
People frustrate me.
I take it most of you think i'm irrevocably stupid when i'm on my bike. Thanks for the votes of confidence, makes me feel amazing.
Yes; I was doing 133 exactly when they clocked me. A sheriff and two staters came to the scene. After I stopped they told me to get off the bike at gunpoint. They told me to take off my helmet; once I did they cuffed me and put me in the back of the squad car. Ran my license (which is revoke for 3 years) check the bill of sale that covers as my registration for now. While I was sitting in the car; in cuffs; a tow truck came and towed my bike off to who knows where, they weren't to gentle about it either. Fast forward to the jail in coupeville, it was a 2500$ bail, if not 2 days in the slammer. Spent a day, made bail. Here I am. I'm so dumb and stupid all I can do is think about speeding. Who would ever let a 19 year old buy a motorcycle with a power to weight ratio so out of control? thats just suicide. Good thing i'm a dumb driver and speed everywhere. I don't think i've ever not hit 100mph wherever I go.
gosh...
Here's the truth; I didn't do 125mph in a 60mph zone and get caught. Thats dumb. Sure i've sped (OH NO!) but not that ridiculous. What happened was, a car was turning left and I had a bajillion feet of space on the right, so I passed him. On the right. I crossed over the fog line, but I still had feet of clearance on either side. But alas, its still passing on the right in a no passing zone. Stater flashed his lights; pulled me over, and viola. Ticket. Nothing horrendous, just a little lack of judgement. But according to everyone; what a terrible driver, tony.
Now on to something else, another part of my rant...
"You're headlight is out!"
No. No. Its my high beam. Its not out, just not On.
People frustrate me.
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Lets get a few things straight;
Guys have the most ridiculous unspoken rules when it comes to the bathroom. I know them cause i'm a guy but I recently seriously questioned why we have these rules.
Here's a story;
I went to see a movie over in Burlington at the Mall theatre. The movie was long and I had to pee when I got out so I went to the bathroom. I bust open the door to find it deserted; score for me. I take the first urinal and start my "business" shortly thereafter another fine gentleman walks in, and instead of taking the urinal next to mine and condensing space....He walks allllllllllllllllllllll the way to the last urinal. Its like twelve urinals away at that theatre. This doesn't shock me at all, its etiquette to give space for each other. So, I flush the toilet and I go and wash my hands and as I'm heading out, I take a glance down his way and this guy is totally eyeing me. The expression on his face read something along the lines of, "GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM SO I CAN WASH MY HANDS!" In caps. His face was speaking in caps.
Thats what gets me the most, why did he have to wait for me to wash his hands? Is that normal? I don't know. I'm not afraid to wash my hands when another Brosky is in the bathroom. I'm confident in my hand washing abilities. Its not like I flail in the water and soak the bathroom. I'm not a n00b.
And using the last urinal. There were dividers dude! I'm not taking a peek at package, I've got my own. Guys, lets cut the crap and not be so weird in the bathroom. That should be a fortress of solitude...atleast it is for the women.
On that note...why do women all use the bathroom at the same time? Is there like some garrison bell going off in there and all the women gotta run for safety? Are you fighting some monsters? Make-up Monsters? I bet.
Anthony
Here's a story;
I went to see a movie over in Burlington at the Mall theatre. The movie was long and I had to pee when I got out so I went to the bathroom. I bust open the door to find it deserted; score for me. I take the first urinal and start my "business" shortly thereafter another fine gentleman walks in, and instead of taking the urinal next to mine and condensing space....He walks allllllllllllllllllllll the way to the last urinal. Its like twelve urinals away at that theatre. This doesn't shock me at all, its etiquette to give space for each other. So, I flush the toilet and I go and wash my hands and as I'm heading out, I take a glance down his way and this guy is totally eyeing me. The expression on his face read something along the lines of, "GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM SO I CAN WASH MY HANDS!" In caps. His face was speaking in caps.
Thats what gets me the most, why did he have to wait for me to wash his hands? Is that normal? I don't know. I'm not afraid to wash my hands when another Brosky is in the bathroom. I'm confident in my hand washing abilities. Its not like I flail in the water and soak the bathroom. I'm not a n00b.
And using the last urinal. There were dividers dude! I'm not taking a peek at package, I've got my own. Guys, lets cut the crap and not be so weird in the bathroom. That should be a fortress of solitude...atleast it is for the women.
On that note...why do women all use the bathroom at the same time? Is there like some garrison bell going off in there and all the women gotta run for safety? Are you fighting some monsters? Make-up Monsters? I bet.
Anthony
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Its big and scary...
the library at the Mt. Vernon Campus. It's not actually scary, just kinda...big. It makes the Oak Harbor Public Library look childish. Well,...its not THAT big, but you get the point! Anyways, in Oak Harbor, you can talk pretty loudly, I mean you can't get away with screaming in the college library, but you can hold a conversation with someone. Here, now, they get on you for every peep, with a "SHHHH!!!" here and "SSSHHHHH!!!" there.
Come one Library Noise Nazi's, cut some people some slack.
Thats is that, just thought i'd drop you an electronic bit of my daily adventures.
Anthony
Come one Library Noise Nazi's, cut some people some slack.
Thats is that, just thought i'd drop you an electronic bit of my daily adventures.
Anthony
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Use the shower with Caution
Ever since I was a little kid spending the night at Micah's house, i've been a prankster when it comes to other people taking showers. It started with Micah and dumping frigid Ice water on him while he was showering, pushing the shower curtain around him and stuff of that nature. Well...Chris Mason is in the shower right now, and he has be pranked...twice.
First...I snuck into the bathroom and listened to him talk to himself. I yelled and made him squeal.
Second! I had to pee, so I went back in and peed. He didn't know I was in there so I reached in and turned the water to cold...epic funny.
So, I've let the shower legacy live on.
There you go, run; share; thrive.
Anthony
First...I snuck into the bathroom and listened to him talk to himself. I yelled and made him squeal.
Second! I had to pee, so I went back in and peed. He didn't know I was in there so I reached in and turned the water to cold...epic funny.
So, I've let the shower legacy live on.
There you go, run; share; thrive.
Anthony
Once a week
I'm trying to post now. I should get lots and lots of followers so my blog looks important. :) I'm working on writing the daily caloric expenditure of a zombie apocalypse. It's going to be so epic. Here is a story for you. I'll start it off with a statement. People who drive Honda Odyssey are crazy.
Let me explain why now that you're all going, "MY MOM DRIVES ONE, SHE"S NOT CRAZY!" yes, she is. Caleb Welch and I drove to Seattle to pick up my older brother from the airport and on our way there, an Odyssey missed a barrier by a good foot and a half. It swerved from an off ramp to the main highway split seconds from destruction. It was illegitimate. The next one was an Odyssey with a lead foot who tried traffic surfing...I'm sorry Mr. Odyssey you can't traffic surf, you're in a van and you're not allowed.
So we decided the fact, Honda Odyssey drivers are crazy.
There you go, run; share; thrive.
Anthony
Let me explain why now that you're all going, "MY MOM DRIVES ONE, SHE"S NOT CRAZY!" yes, she is. Caleb Welch and I drove to Seattle to pick up my older brother from the airport and on our way there, an Odyssey missed a barrier by a good foot and a half. It swerved from an off ramp to the main highway split seconds from destruction. It was illegitimate. The next one was an Odyssey with a lead foot who tried traffic surfing...I'm sorry Mr. Odyssey you can't traffic surf, you're in a van and you're not allowed.
So we decided the fact, Honda Odyssey drivers are crazy.
There you go, run; share; thrive.
Anthony
Sunday, February 21, 2010
Listen, and Listen Well
Ladies, this one is for you, so listen and listen well.
Many gentlemen have stated, "I'm the luckiest man in the world, THAT girl likes ME!!" I have found myself saying this phrase before, and at that time I did think I was pretty lucky. Here's the point, its always the guys who are spell struck by the women that like them, when It comes time for me to get married, my wife will utter seven sweet words, "I'm the luckiest woman in the world."
Anthony
Many gentlemen have stated, "I'm the luckiest man in the world, THAT girl likes ME!!" I have found myself saying this phrase before, and at that time I did think I was pretty lucky. Here's the point, its always the guys who are spell struck by the women that like them, when It comes time for me to get married, my wife will utter seven sweet words, "I'm the luckiest woman in the world."
Anthony
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